You know those really obnoxious government jobs that get the name makeover? I was thinking about them. And of how fun it is to come up with equally ridiculous job titles for a myriad of positions out there. They try so hard to make the moribund sound appealing and worthwhile. Please join in.
Enter the following job titles into a government think tank and watch these sort of results spew forth.
Dish washer becomes —> Kitchenware Technician
Burger flipper becomes —> Patty Chef
Postman —> PDE (Packages and Delivery Expert)
Vending machine stocker —> Food and Libation Facilitator
Gym instructor —> Obesity Prevention Representative
Coffee maker —> Barrista…
Pilot —> Gravity Defiance Commander
Librarian —> Word Resources Manager
Artist —> Colour Merchant
Cleaner —> Hygiene Specialist
Politician —> Master Evader of Reality and Truth..
Some are a bit hit and miss but you get the jist. Fire away!