I found a portal and…
I, shot Genghis Khan off his horse,
I, poisoned Alexander before he could be great
I, beheaded Nero with a double edged sword
I, picked Stalin off from a mile away
I, bought every one of Hitler’s paintings
I, had a holiday in Cambodia and killed Pol Pot
I, bashed Mugabe’s brain in with a ballot box
I, got a two for one deal on Bush Jr and Blair
I, would have killed more.
We never learn.
There’s plenty more where they came from.