The Smell of Success

LionAroundWriting

fragranceBEFORE all the perfume ads start on TV in the run up to Christmas, here’s the ones you won’t see advertised. Please add some of your own too.

‘Update’ from Bill Gates (download password to use. not Mac compatible)

‘Black Gold’ the national fragrance of Dubai

‘Employed’ bottled, by Alan Sugar

‘Distracted’ a G. W. Bush Jr. aftershave

‘PreNup’ by J. Lo

‘No Escape’ – Kim Jong Un

‘Oral’ for her – by Michael Douglas

‘Wanted’ by J. Assange

‘Seriously?’ pour homme – J.McEnroe

‘Topless Corruption’ a fragrance by Putin

‘GUM’ eau de parfum – Miley Cyrus

‘Secret (Room)’ for him and her, well mostly her, by Fritzl

‘Wooden’ pour homme – A. Kutcher

‘Why?’ by TOWIE

‘Immature’ from the estate of J. Saville

‘Chlorine’ a fragrance for men – M. Phelps

‘Mine’ eau de parfum from Lady Thatcher

‘Outburst’ by Kanye West (for men of African American descent only)

‘Fallujah’ the rugged fragrance of the Taliban

‘Balls’ the smell of Sepp Blatter

Published by LionAroundWriting

I'm from Scotland, where everyone owns a castle and pisses whisky. Some of the preceding sentence may contain factual errors. I've been writing and reading for a long old time. I'm now trying to get into the published material side of things. I'm building up a bank of short story material and finding my legs in the long story side of things.. Hold on..I need shortbread..that's better..now where was I? Like all good writers I have written a vast amount of stuff and like children's school meals large portions of it remain unfinished. I write about all sorts, largely drawing my inspiration from real life events, futuristic musings and the dark recess of my mind. I say recess, it's the only recess, it's got to hold everything. Enjoy the blog once it's up and running with material and please feel free to link me and share your work. TWITTER: @FionnGrant

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