I looked to my left. Sitting next to me was a liberal.
I looked to my right. Sitting next to me was a conservative.
I grinned to myself.
I looked to my left again. This time a conservative was sitting there.
Confused, I looked back to the right. The liberal was now there.
My smile vanished.
Next thing I know, the conservative is trying to sit on my lap.
The liberal is sitting closer and closer.
Anything, for a vote.