Political Benchmark

political benchI SAT ON a bench.

I looked to my left. Sitting next to me was a liberal.

I looked to my right. Sitting next to me was a conservative.

I grinned to myself.


I looked to my left again. This time a conservative was sitting there.

Confused, I looked back to the right. The liberal was now there.

My smile vanished.

Next thing I know, the conservative is trying to sit on my lap.

The liberal is sitting closer and closer.


Anything, for a vote.


5 thoughts on “Political Benchmark

  1. I enjoyed this


  2. Poster of a squirrel with the text ‘Don’t vote, it just encourages them!’


    1. Haha yeah, it shows we’re paying them attention.


  3. they both tell you what you want to hear and then do what they want/true?


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