Spamtacular: A Comment on Spam

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DO YOU EVER empty your comments spam? Well I saved up a few of my favourites, based on poetic merit, positive and negative insight and how well a computer driven algorithm can put words together:

 

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it is hard to write articles manually everyday, but there is solution for this.
Just search in google for- servitu’s tricks

^ That comment nearly derailed my life…

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^ Devastating. Better than anything I have put out in poetry format, although I’m still unsure about ‘moncler italia am me’.

I’m extremely impressed with your writing skills as well as with the layout on your weblog. Is this a paid theme or did you customize it yourself? Anyway keep up the excellent quality writing, it’s rare to see a great blog like this one nowadays..

^Hmm. It was definitely spam, coming from a suspect email address. But no matter how genuine it appeared to be, I took it onboard, and it now adorns the ceiling above my bed, a positive message to wake up to.

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^I am now a devoted coach online advocate. It changed my life, my ethos, my bank account…Don’t be alarmed, I don’t own a coach purse and have not acheived a social goal through the use of one. In the words of Billy Clinton, “I did not..”

 

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25 thoughts on “Spamtacular: A Comment on Spam

  1. You write very interesting and with much moncler.

    1. haha 😀
      It sounds like a good thing now you mention it. Like a synonym for pinache.

  2. I’ve get those too…none trying to sell me Viagra though…yet.
    Btw, nice pic of Phillip J. Fry. I’m a big fan of Futurama.

    1. Yeah I like it too, although it always felt like a lesser futuristic version of the Simpsons.

      1. I like The Simpsons also, but I gotta admit, my favorite it Family Guy.

  3. I only seem to get nigerian princes who know my long lost relatives.Pretty jealous.

    1. Lol. I thought they were kings by now?

      1. You get kings?!? I’m writing to my princes, this is just not good enough…

  4. I do the very same thing with my spam! Some of it is almost deliciously bad! 😀

      1. “A Man’s a Man for a’ that:
        For a’ that, and a’ that, ”
        😀

  5. Creative use of the spam messages. I don’t get these much anymore. Say, I have a difficult time getting the like button to work in the reader for your site on mobile. I usually have to come to your site on my laptop to get the ability to like and add a comments to your work.

    1. Hmm I’m gonna see if that’s a general issue and stick a post up. WP is really glitchy at times too. Thanks for letting me know.

  6. My spam bots have been working overtime lately – hadn’t thought of saving them for a greatest hits montage like this though!

  7. I looked at the spams recently and am not sure whether they’re spams or not. They seem to be people trying to tell me how to write better blogs – but I never click on unknown links.

    1. Yeah a lot of them are, some are quite sophisticated so always best to delete. Very rarely a legit post will get caught in the spam trap.

  8. I’ve had a few girls who are lonely and in my area ask me to call them. I called to see if perhaps they wanted a baby sitting gig. I was abruptly hung up on. Oh well, onward and upward

  9. I’ve recently had a few spam bots trying to sell me Viagra. I’m not really sure what I’ve done to warrant it … they’re not as good as yours at writing poetry, though.

    1. They certainly now their market…
      Maybe a Viagra poem is on the way soon?! 🙂

  10. I’m a little jealous. My spam bots are not nearly so eloquent.

    1. I was pretty surprised they branch out into poetry.

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