DO YOU EVER empty your comments spam? Well I saved up a few of my favourites, based on poetic merit, positive and negative insight and how well a computer driven algorithm can put words together:
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haha 😀
It sounds like a good thing now you mention it. Like a synonym for pinache.
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I’ve get those too…none trying to sell me Viagra though…yet.
Btw, nice pic of Phillip J. Fry. I’m a big fan of Futurama.
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Yeah I like it too, although it always felt like a lesser futuristic version of the Simpsons.
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I like The Simpsons also, but I gotta admit, my favorite it Family Guy.
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I only seem to get nigerian princes who know my long lost relatives.Pretty jealous.
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Lol. I thought they were kings by now?
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You get kings?!? I’m writing to my princes, this is just not good enough…
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Pun on point.
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😀
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I do the very same thing with my spam! Some of it is almost deliciously bad! 😀
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Great minds and all that 🙂
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“A Man’s a Man for a’ that:
For a’ that, and a’ that, ”
😀
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Dropping some Burns!
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Creative use of the spam messages. I don’t get these much anymore. Say, I have a difficult time getting the like button to work in the reader for your site on mobile. I usually have to come to your site on my laptop to get the ability to like and add a comments to your work.
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Hmm I’m gonna see if that’s a general issue and stick a post up. WP is really glitchy at times too. Thanks for letting me know.
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My spam bots have been working overtime lately – hadn’t thought of saving them for a greatest hits montage like this though!
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🙂
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I looked at the spams recently and am not sure whether they’re spams or not. They seem to be people trying to tell me how to write better blogs – but I never click on unknown links.
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Yeah a lot of them are, some are quite sophisticated so always best to delete. Very rarely a legit post will get caught in the spam trap.
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I’ve had a few girls who are lonely and in my area ask me to call them. I called to see if perhaps they wanted a baby sitting gig. I was abruptly hung up on. Oh well, onward and upward
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I’ve recently had a few spam bots trying to sell me Viagra. I’m not really sure what I’ve done to warrant it … they’re not as good as yours at writing poetry, though.
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They certainly now their market…
Maybe a Viagra poem is on the way soon?! 🙂
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I’m a little jealous. My spam bots are not nearly so eloquent.
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I was pretty surprised they branch out into poetry.
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