Weekly Six XXX – Six Word Stories

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THE WEEK WHERE roman numerals are very, very easy to misinterpret… I’m still busy and settling so this it for now, I’ve been scribbling a bank of six worders all week at my new place, and doing some book editing. Hopefully normal WP service will resume shortly and I’ll be reading your posts once more. Enjoy:

Letter cen-ored. Dictator-hip doe-n’t need rea-on-.

 

Kettle boiled. Water ran cold. Stroke.

Earth! Wind! Fire! “Err, where’s Water?!”

Broken glass. Body burst. Which floor?

 

Beep. Ammo. Beep. Shotgun. Beep. Death.

Cannibals friendly. Hated my skinny friends.

 

Frozen section. Homo Sapien 50% Off.

 

lion around 2

21 thoughts on “Weekly Six XXX – Six Word Stories

  1. Lol! the cannibals line is my favourite too 😉 And the frozen section one!

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    1. Thank you Miss G, glad you liked those ones.

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  2. Oh man, that one with the kettle was gold.
    Had to think on that a while and I’m still amused

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    1. Thanks Nam, glad you liked that one, quite a punchy six worder 🙂

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  3. I guess the hope is slim when your only lifeline is being considered second rate food.

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    1. Yeah it doesn’t bode well Bjorn. cheers 🙂

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  4. Yes! I’ve been missing your blog posts.

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    1. Thanks, more to come! Missed your sarcy posts.

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      1. Awesome! Haha I’m glad you appreciate them.

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  5. Earth, wind, and fire, was perfect. Also loved the cannibals. Bravo my friend.

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  6. beep. death…that’s what happens when you skimp on your broadband connection and then decide to play CoD online…. 😀

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    1. Took me a little while to get that one..and yeah lol (COD MW2 was my favourite.)

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  7. Glad to see your name on here again! Good luck settling into your new place 🙂 It always seems to take forever getting re-situated…

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    1. Thank you Mage, yeah takes a few weeks or so. No laptop but I can use the library now, so posts etc should be more regular.

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  8. hahaha, loved the cannibals one… thought others good as well as usual 🙂

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