SIX WORDS. Not much to work with but then again there are over 170,000 words in the English language: which throws up a number of permutations I have zero inclination to work out. If I start coming up with the exact same ones I’ve used then I’ll start worrying… Enjoy the latest batch:
Space taxi arrived. ‘£1,479,386,459 please.’ Coronary.
Sandpaper factory: Killer dies! – rough justice.
1940: Beach covered in shells. Dunkirk.
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‘Look after it!!!’ Literal loan shark.
One week. Five women. Six STIs.
‘Looook! Rubber ducks!’ Real ducks extinct.
Brain surgeon won Jenga Championships. Again…
Label: Size 10 Vietnam, Please Help.