I Have Bad News

THIS IS NOT click bait. This is what I would tell the doctor if such a condition existed. "How are you today?" they would say to me as I sat down in their office, having waited for nearly an hour. In my head I think to myself, that, is the stupidest opener I've ever heard in… Continue reading I Have Bad News

Roulette – would you bet red?!

    Picture the scene. You're in Monaco, in Monte Carlo's casino, you're filthy rich (yet you have a hygiene problem?). The inside of the casino is going crazy, there's never been a day like it before, or since. You push through hordes of expensive people, dressed up gents and dames to see what the… Continue reading Roulette – would you bet red?!